| Population | 4.725 billion |
| Capital | Benx City |
| Leader | Emperor Roxadh X Blissen |
| Faith | The Sole Faith |
| Currency | Imperial bill |
| Animal | human |
The Benx's Gift to Mankind of The One True Benxboro Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Roxadh X Blissen with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.725 billion Benxborians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benx City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth 854 trillion Imperial bills a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,886 Imperial bills, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 748,533 per year while the poor average 28,697, a ratio of 26.1 to 1.
Most foreigners can't name the leader of The One True Benxboro Empire, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, and caroling is considered a public disturbance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The One True Benxboro Empire's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Sole Faith.
The One True Benxboro Empire is ranked 247,769th in the world and 10th in UCE Puppets for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.7 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
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The One True Benxboro Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in The One True Benxboro Empire, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
- : Following new legislation in The One True Benxboro Empire, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
- : Following new legislation in The One True Benxboro Empire, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
- : Following new legislation in The One True Benxboro Empire, most foreigners can't name the leader of The One True Benxboro Empire.
- : Following new legislation in The One True Benxboro Empire, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang.
- : Following new legislation in The One True Benxboro Empire, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
- : Following new legislation in The One True Benxboro Empire, burnout is common with anti-government demagogues.
- : Following new legislation in The One True Benxboro Empire, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
- : Following new legislation in The One True Benxboro Empire, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets.
